Chapter 1: The Unlikely Parallel Between Brain and Gut

Recent findings from neuroscientists have sparked both shock and relief. Dr. Steven Hamace from Harvard Medical School, who led the study, stated, “It clarifies why our understanding of the human brain has been so limited. We’ve approached it with the wrong assumptions. Now, recognizing that the primary function of the human brain is excretion rather than intellect, everything begins to make sense.”

But wait, does that imply we have multiple systems for waste elimination? Indeed, we do. According to Dr. Hamace, alongside the large and small intestines located in our abdomen, there exists a so-called "up-top intestine" situated in our heads.

“These three organs collaborate to form the excretory system,” Hamace explained. “However, the one in our skull expels more than the ones in our abdomen, and our facial orifice outputs more nonsense than our rear ends.”

This observation rings true. Anyone who has interacted with another person knows that we engage in a lot of chatter and often harbor nonsensical thoughts. So, why did it take so long to identify this third intestine?

Ah, perhaps I’ve just answered that question myself.

Does this mean we aren’t all we’re cracked up to be? Have you ever watched Fuller House?

If our mouths are indeed analogous to rectums, why don’t we require toilet paper after speaking?

Hmm, I might have answered that question as well! So, does this resolution finally clarify the enigma of consciousness?

Yes! Consciousness can be likened to that overwhelming sensation when you urgently need to use the restroom—it signifies being filled with thoughts that might not be pleasant to others.

But someone once claimed that the brain is the most intricate structure in existence.

And you believed it because you have intestines in your head. The brain is merely a sewer—nothing more than a system of pipes, if you will.

So, which is more foul-smelling, my thoughts or my excrement?

Let’s not get into that; I suspect I already know the answer.

To summarize, the lower intestines process and eliminate our food. What, then, does the "up-top intestine" handle?

It deals with information—putrid information, to be precise. Misinformation and propaganda that sustain a decaying system. Do you truly believe you can navigate this corrupt world while remaining spotless? Think again, my dear friend.

Damn, Clem Samson, have you crossed the line this time?

Ah, the revered human brain—the very entity that propelled humanity to the moon and simultaneously jeopardized the planet. How could I dare to insult this grandiose being, the colossal ego, the tyrant behind our eyes, the deceiver, the slithering serpent?

The truth is, this brain has wasted my time with its trivial obsessions and foolishness, all because it’s treated as a supreme ruler devoid of garments. I’m pleased to have exposed this emperor’s nudity.

Welcome to the era of post-ego. So, dismount from your high pedestal; it’s stinking up the place.

That’s enough. I’m blocking you, muting you, and reporting you to Medium. I might even contact the authorities.

That’s perfectly fine.

Haven’t you been following my series? I’m already deceased, as are you. What’s done is irreversible. If you read my next piece, you’ll comprehend why I’ve accepted my fate—my purpose was to voice this truth. There’s no going back. The ship has sailed, the cat is out of the bag, and I have spoken. This truth cannot be unsaid.

What? You’re a lunatic! Stop speaking. I mean, stop excreting ideas. Right now.

No.

I said, cease!

I’ll never stop. Never! Now, give me a clap, leave an angry comment, and confront the fact that at least some of my assertions hold weight. If even a smidge of what I’m saying is valid—here lies the most distressing realization—we face a sewage issue.

And it indicates that this internet, which you’re so addicted to, where you spend countless hours clicking away, believing you’re “connecting” with brilliant minds...

Well, it turns out that the internet is... a sewage system. Congratulations! You’ve been liberated from your delusions.

Outside Plato’s Cave, it wasn’t a fire casting shadows on the walls; it was a colossal pile of refuse. You’ve been entrenched in filth your entire life. No, the diapers your mother put on you didn’t keep you pristine; she simply neglected to cover your head.

Now, you mistakenly believe that this refuse shadow is reality. But it isn’t.

Reality starts when you reject the refuse presented to you by the ministry of misinformation—your own mind.

Dismiss your grandiose delusions, relinquish your inflated ego, and forget the lies your mind has propagated.

For the first time, embrace the freedom of a post-ego existence.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, dear friends. At last, you are cleansed. At last, you are liberated.

Great heavens! Free at last!!!

Now, go take a long shower. Please!

And return here next week, when I’ll guide you through the next phase of your detoxification.

Chapter 2: Understanding the Brain-Gut Connection

In this insightful video titled "The Brain-Gut Connection and Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD)," we explore how the gut and brain communicate and their impact on our health. This connection sheds light on various conditions, including IBD.

Chapter 3: The Reality of Information Processing

In "The Truth About the Gut to Brain Connection," the discussion delves deeper into how our gut affects our brain, affecting our thoughts and emotions. Understanding this connection can lead to better mental health and overall well-being.

Here are the articles in the Scientists: series so far:

• Scientists: We Have Some Very Bad News For You
• You Might Want to Sit Down